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We’re the generation of smartphones, Google, food delivery services, instant coffee. WE WANT IT, AND WE WANT IT NOW.
Why? Because we’re all busy and important. Plus instant gratification is just a wonderful thing. But, on a serious note, when it comes to your money, our biggest goal is to make it cheaper (and eventually free) for you to send money all over the world, in whatever currency you want, as quickly as possible.
So…. drumroll please.
We can now proudly say that over 50% of our transfers are totally instant.
Woooo. The crowd goes wild.
That’s the good news.
The bad news is… you now have loads of free time to kill. Bummer. So I’ve put together a list of things you can do in 20 seconds, while you wait on your transfer to work its money magic.
Shoutout to the time I called my teacher Mom in front of the class.
Please don’t drink it in 20 seconds. You will feel incredibly unwell. It is the consistency of a very, very thick soup.
“Look at All Those 'Chickens''” “Hi, welcome to Chilli’s.” So much choice. Ah, the good old days.
Just don’t smile. That takes it from curiosity to creepy real fast.
According to family therapist Virginia Satir, we need four hugs a day for survival and eight hugs a day for maintenance. Can only get one? Make it count.
6) Listen to the good bit of Kanye West’s Gold Digger
🎵She take my money when I'm in need
Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh, she's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me🎵
In the UK, we were told that this should take the same amount of time as singing Happy Birthday. We recommend not doing this out loud. Nobody likes a public bathroom weirdo.
Hand gestures and all.
I’m awful at Maths. So please, please appreciate this.
I’m looking at you 3 minute people.
Usually post shower, in a towel.
I always promise my dentist I’ll do it this time. I never do it this time.
Or don’t. I’ll go with don’t.
Perfect for all my fellow short attention span homies.
Doing it right now.
Saving the best for last. Disagree? That’s ok, at least I think I’m funny.
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